Embarrassing, Drunk, Relatable, Awkward and Parents: Go home dad, you're drunk

Ok to all of you saying that this is unusual behavior or a bad way to live shut up. What if he has a stressful job and this was his only time to relax. Everyone goes overboard

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:44

erm.... You ran into him, like.., with a car? Nothing says "Hello father" like bumper imprints in your ass.

sushi55555 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:56

he needs help

chronicxxl 0

Friday 2 September 2011 16:21

stfu seriously, people that say stuff like that sikken me.

ToY_MaKeR 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:02

Sounds like he had a great day at work!

aali12 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:04

HAHAHA! i love drunk people who sing...

mistersheezy 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:29

Was that your first time meeting him?

Soukey 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:32

Was his singing good though?

Zombie65 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:38

Yea sooooo........

Lorus_fml 12

Thursday 1 September 2011 22:56

Someone was having a good day.

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