Embarrassing, Drunk, Relatable, Awkward and Parents: Go home dad, you're drunk

Go home dad, you're drunk

By DogDoingScience - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Czech Republic

Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:55

Yeah, it's funny because he was actually having more fun than you were.

QuarterOPie 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:55

Least he wasnt naked

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Cmcnab1997 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 3:33

It's happy hour... Somewhere.

cartedor 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 9:58

Did you do what every normal person do, keep walking and pretend you didn't see random drunken fool?

dorworters 9

Monday 11 March 2013 4:45

awk

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 29 August 2013 16:16

I think he might need some help

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