Money and Love: Golden

Golden

By me. - 14/06/2014 15:28 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML

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You deserved it 4 672

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By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 4 688

By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 01:30

Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 172

You deserved it 676

By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 061

You deserved it 37 248

Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom - Hove

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 151

You deserved it 357

By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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You deserved it 291

Afterthought

By Anonymous - 31/03/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 950

You deserved it 215

By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 025

You deserved it 14 114

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 850

You deserved it 5 103

By krissy - 20/03/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 850

You deserved it 7 120

Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 920

You deserved it 328

dimerneckel 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 0:58

How shallow of him. Hopefully you find some deeper waters!

kirstyn_gotty 7

Sunday 15 June 2014 0:59

You don't need him. He's just a gold digger

Comments

X1nsan1tyX 6

Sunday 15 June 2014 18:00

Wow that is cold on his part

travelfreak 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 19:01

He sounds like an asshole. But at least you look classy

dimerneckel 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 19:14

Classy as ****

TitTat13 8

Sunday 15 June 2014 19:29

Boy sounds a real piece of work at least he left earlier rather than you wasting a lot of time on such a loser.

whattfreshhhelll 2

Sunday 15 June 2014 19:45

At least you know you look classy :)

Omniprism 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 20:21

We'll look on the bright side you dodged a bullet by him leaving and he basically complimented you on how you dress and appear.

DoomTetra 6

Sunday 15 June 2014 20:46

Not saying he's a gold digger, he just ain't messing with a broke n****

drewigi 7

Monday 16 June 2014 6:10

no respect for people like that

ThunderTheRad 14

Monday 16 June 2014 6:39

Gold digger!

azyjazy713 11

Monday 16 June 2014 16:23

At least u look better than your paycheck would suggest! Fake it till you make it

Vaati_fml 20

Monday 16 June 2014 23:39

This reminds me of a quote I heard from somewhere: "People are oceans. Don't look at them like puddles, for there may be terrors of the deep, waiting for their prey."