Work: Gone in a flash

Gone in a flash

By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By thewordsicantsay - 25/02/2010 07:05 - Canada

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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Oi bruv, you 'avin' a laugh?

By Anonymous - 28/01/2022 07:59 - United Kingdom

Today, as the shop is right round the corner, and I couldn’t be arsed changing, I kept my boob tube on under my jacket. Of course, at the shop, I slipped on spilled water and as I went down the tube came down as well, and I ended up lying there with my tits out for a group of teenagers to laugh at. FML

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Harajuku_Barbie 1

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:11

Why are you wearing tube tops to work?

DncrHap 9

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:09

hot damn! well, at least you're the most popular girl at work. (wait, you can wear tube tops to work?)

Comments

lightningf33t 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:23

damn, if i were a girl i would of been like "SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO (think- what would jesus do)

buggybeauty 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:33

BS! who wears a tube top to the office?!

Lisa89 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:42

You wear a tube top to WORK!??

sambobam 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:45

tude top to an office? in thinking it's not an serious jobbbb or you just the eye candy at your workkkk?

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:03

Please die.

BringTheHeat 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:46

Dont wear a tube top if your boobs arent big enough to hold one up...

moon21_fml 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:15

YDI for wearing a tube top

ragsy 7

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:32

Tube top at the office? Trailer trash.

cbroxs17 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:44

at least she was wearing a bra

scooter69 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:45

haha at least you'll be known at the office as the coworker who likes to flaunt her goodies lol ydi

kariabernathy 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 23:47

tube top at the work? you must be the office ****!

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Today, I needed to get blood drawn. Apparently, my veins are too thin and no blood would flow into the tube. I'm afraid of needles, and was just poked with some unsuccessfully, and I have to go back next week to try again. FML

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