Intimacy: Gone - FML

Gone

By december2009 - 04/01/2010 03:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML

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By gerligrl97 - 12/06/2011 18:50 - United States

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Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

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By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson

Spicy

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 16:45 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML

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One night stand

By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 02:12 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

Spicy

Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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ESPN Love

By pieceofcake163 - 29/12/2009 08:59 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML

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Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 09/06/2015 20:52 - Ireland

Spicy

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML

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Top comments

bcubed 0

Monday 4 January 2010 10:57

YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...

fullyhalfempty 0

Monday 4 January 2010 9:18

I guess he didn't do you for free.

Comments

WizardofOzLover 5

Tuesday 24 March 2015 18:33

That sucks and all I really feel for you because a similar situation happened to my sister but maybe you should've slept with someone you know and is trustworthy... sorry not sorry

TheNotSoGoodDay 10

Tuesday 26 April 2016 1:21

Mr. steal your flat screen

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