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And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.
becareful your next one nite stand will wipe you out clean..
LAME. ONS's kick ass.
I agree, don't screw homeless people
@57 Well I guess my secret is out now. After many sleepless nights of combing the FML threads for a proper user name to steal, I stumbled across yours. I guess everyone now knows I'm neither a true hairstylist nor a Smiths fan. Thanks a lot, Idiot.
i just got an idea, next time I'm staying at a girls place I'll do the same when I wake up
You tell him 100 :)
I'm smarter than you, Ohthe...w/e.
Yes, your profile made it clear to me I'm smarter than you.
I am and was aware. Still, my point stays intact.
Silly rabbit.
Seriously..you're dumb for even writing that, Rakal..grow up.
you can bring it to my house assuming your the cutie in the pic and she's bringing weed/Jesus lol ;)
I guess that's your last one night stand, huh? :P
win :D
ha it really is..
That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.
Well I can give you that, but it really depends on how specific to OP's situation you are trying to stay. If you put someone that the OP knew in the original situation, he probably wouldn't have stolen a bunch of petty stuff, or at least not such obvious things. In this case, I think Freeze's point is completely valid. if you want to generalize it so that it can apply to many scenarios, such as multiple people over stealing something that might not be easily noticed, then maybe it's not quite as valid. You really can't prove exactly what part of the FML Freeze meant to apply his argument to though.
You really had some menstruation over my comment, I see. I'm going to be like you and refuse to tell you why I am correct.
Here is your response. And I quote, "im going to assume your ignorance comes from the fact that your balls havent dropped yet and move on."
nice ****.... daaamnnn! :)
I like your pic Gina
hey nice dp
Learn to spell...
"That's not all, here's the condom I said I put on!" "GASP" "Ain't I the worst? Giggity giggity giggity giggity!"
ha! win
who else but Quagmire?
what a ******... /:
lol
You deserve it for having useless one night stands. You also deserve it for getting so drunk that you slept through him taking your blanket under which you were sleeping, raided your while kitchen, and even decided that taking your shampoo would be a good idea.
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And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.
That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.