Dogs and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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You deserved it 725

By jonboy - 09/05/2009 20:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By anonymous - 25/08/2016 02:33 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML

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Poor good girl

By mary07 - 15/07/2022 14:00

Today, I woke up, got out of bed, but I didn’t notice the dog right next to my bed and accidentally kicked her. All the treats, apologies, and attempted pets in the world won’t help. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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Overruled

By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 22:58 - Germany

Today, I told my dogs to go to their dog beds. The small dog went onto the big one’s bed. The big dog went onto my bed. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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leeman34 7

Monday 11 February 2013 9:38

heres an idea ,TRAIN YOUR DOG

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 11 February 2013 9:29

Punish your dog by eating its treats right in front of it.

Comments

Jaden56 3

Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:08

Wow, your dog is a dick.

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:00

I hope he doesn't also claim the rug, because it'd be a shame for him to tear up the carpet.

generalasskicker 12

Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:41

Why are so many people on fml the bitches of animals

Meel_fml 2

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:53

this is why they have dog houses?...outside

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:30

well I guess she showed you lol. I'd love too cuddle with my doggies. they just wanna be close to there best buddies: )

fcryingoutloud 9

Tuesday 12 February 2013 15:03

Hate on me all you like, but I pretty much auto-YDI dog-related FMLs. What were you thinking getting a dog in the first place? What did you expect? A dog doesn't belong where people live. It's for living in a kennel outside.