Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By AgathedeBlouse - 18/11/2008 06:42 - France

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 21:29 - Denmark

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 16:41 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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shadowcalling 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:52

i kiss my dog all the time and i let her share the bed with me, i don't see what is so gross about it

floresntadolecnt 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:57

Geez, you make it sound like people are ******* their dogs. A simple kiss on the nose is no biggie, get over it and keep your face away from dogs..seriously.

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Mermaidbella 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 5:30

Its a good thing that your toothbrushes and mouthwash were there, otherwise... your ******.

Dante_Nakura 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 7:44

BAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! *breathes in* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So funny! My cat sleeps on my bed, but they are cleaner than dogs I guess. In fact, last night my cat must have thought I needed to wash my hair more often. I woke up and he was grooming it. Funny kitty.

Frenz 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 12:10

My sister once kissed our cat's butt. Kitty was all curled up and she couldn't tell where her head was. :P

LoosechangeXxXx 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:28

This is crappy as number 2 pointed out but who cares if you animals sleep in your bed and really still this does not FyourL at all so really this is a fail.