Lol i've never had a dog but i've had a kitty when i was atleast 5- So i don't really remember now i'm 9!

I totally I agree with #2 in everyway. =]

**** u it sounds retarted

ok to all th people saying get a boyfriend, they do t actually sleep with their dogs, which alot of ur sick little minds think they do, but mostly it's like a bed warmer. and how do u know op doesn't already have a husband?? for people saying it's disgusting that they have th dogs in bed, some breeds actually need to be with or even in old age have separation anxiety- like I have vizslas that r attached my mom and when she leaves th house my dogs whine at th window for 10 minutes, and then they get depressed and go lay down on my moms bed until she cones home

I love it when people say arse instead of ass.. it totally brightens the whole sentence up :D

uuummmmm.... get a boyfriend and kiss HIM when you wake up, not your dog cause thats ****** messed up, i hate it when people do that, seriosuly im trying to help you so go find someone, NOW.

Open ur eyes before u put ur mouth anywhere...

I also agree with #2 I love my puppy!

I don't sleep with my dogs. I never have and never will. My bed is for me and my husband. They have their own bed on the floor a few feet from my bed. I don't want the dirt and germs they get from outside to be on my sheets. I also don't kiss my dogs. I watch both of my dogs sniff and sometimes eat poop outside. There is no way I'd kiss them after knowing where their noses have been. That doesn't change the fact I love them. They get fed great food, several walks every week, trips to the dog park, daily play time with me and regular vet care.

Kinda like the guy who keeps a bucket of frogs beside his bed and bites the head off of one when he awakes. Surely nothing worse will happen the rest of the day?