The dogs are stealing our girlfriends.

So now her puppy will be happy, but her pussy will be lonely... or will it?

Have your dates at a dog park. If this doesn't repair things with your girlfriend, at least you'll see what an awesome place it is to get laid. Go back with your own dog and forget that loser ;)

hey, it happens.

OP, find a woman to date, not an immature girl who cannot handle an emotional relationship where the other party is able to express their feelings.

Not to be a critic, but maybe you should have been a better n Bf

Someone takes doggie style to literally.

She just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

That was her lame way of saying you're as interesting as watching grass grow. Time to become more interesting.

And the she'll be that old dog lady explaining to her puppies why she's single.