Dogs, Underwear and Animals: Good girl

Good girl

By Punphmelch - 26/03/2014 08:45 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I'm most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

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By Pups4Cups - 26/10/2016 12:43

Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML

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Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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Trashcan addiction

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 00:01

Today, I finally got my 18 month-old to throw away her trash and dirty diapers. Now she throws everything away, and I can't get her to stop. FML

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Thanks, Walt

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kirkcaldy

Today, it turned out that letting my daughter watch '101 Dalmatians' backfired; our dog gave birth to two gorgeous pups but she can't stop crying and asking where 'the rest of them' went. Apparently she's been telling her friends all week that she'd soon have 15 puppies to play with, and now will never be happy again. FML

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By grossed out mom - 08/07/2015 13:29 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

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Wake up call

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 00:01

Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

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By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39

Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML

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By chelserusera - 14/05/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

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Sneaky Bitch

By RescuePups - 30/04/2018 09:00 - United States - Waterford

Today, my 8-week-old foster puppy pooped on my backpack as I was getting ready to go to work. In the 10 seconds it took to grab cleaning supplies, another foster dog ate my homemade breakfast sandwich off the counter. FML

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By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 26 March 2014 18:57

Sew a bed for her using your underwear, and go commando. Problem solved.

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 26 March 2014 18:59

she likes your scent.

Comments

natassjad 22

Monday 31 March 2014 17:28

My puppy steals mine and eats the crotch out

MrZsDad 19

Wednesday 2 April 2014 8:35

At least she approves of hour scent and isn't marking the house as her territory.

xopher425 19

Monday 7 April 2014 20:50

Puppies need to be crated or tethered to your waist. Would you let a 1 year old child wander around without supervision? This is the time you teach them boundaries. Crates are not cruel, as the mimic a dog's natural den in the wild. YDI for not keeping her under control.

arhodes0824 2

Saturday 19 April 2014 10:17

That's kinda absolutely adorable... gross, but all dogs are gross kinda!

country1O1 5

Friday 2 May 2014 4:55

I thought that was going in an entirely different direction....

mrcook9 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 15:04

The people commenting don't seem to realize why your dog steals it; underwear holds the strongest body-scent. She sleeps with your underwear because it smells like you.

at0micmin3r 23

Friday 23 May 2014 4:54

Next time you buy new ones, give her your old ones! It means she loves joo. :3 My dog did that with my socks, so I gave him an old one. He sleeps with it.

heythisisme02 9

Saturday 28 June 2014 23:35

That's so cute.

headofmedusa 15

Saturday 19 July 2014 22:35

Simply keep them out of reach?

crazymadimadz 12

Tuesday 3 March 2015 13:26

my cat steals the flannels in the house to make a bed with them to sleep with, we literalky boight flannels for him to use, so maybe he'd stop, but he just added them to the pile, it's cute a hell reading this but I feel your pain a bit OP hopefull you can find something for him that he will take too and replace your boxers with