Dogs, Underwear and Animals: Good girl

Good girl

By Punphmelch - 26/03/2014 08:45 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I'm most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

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By Pups4Cups - 26/10/2016 12:43

Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML

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Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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Trashcan addiction

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 00:01

Today, I finally got my 18 month-old to throw away her trash and dirty diapers. Now she throws everything away, and I can't get her to stop. FML

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Thanks, Walt

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kirkcaldy

Today, it turned out that letting my daughter watch '101 Dalmatians' backfired; our dog gave birth to two gorgeous pups but she can't stop crying and asking where 'the rest of them' went. Apparently she's been telling her friends all week that she'd soon have 15 puppies to play with, and now will never be happy again. FML

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By grossed out mom - 08/07/2015 13:29 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

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Wake up call

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 00:01

Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

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By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39

Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML

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By chelserusera - 14/05/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

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Sneaky Bitch

By RescuePups - 30/04/2018 09:00 - United States - Waterford

Today, my 8-week-old foster puppy pooped on my backpack as I was getting ready to go to work. In the 10 seconds it took to grab cleaning supplies, another foster dog ate my homemade breakfast sandwich off the counter. FML

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By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 26 March 2014 18:57

Sew a bed for her using your underwear, and go commando. Problem solved.

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 26 March 2014 18:59

she likes your scent.

Comments

asherm 15

Thursday 27 March 2014 0:29

Saw toys, Teddys and punish and my mind went in totally different direction.

santos39 4

Thursday 27 March 2014 0:30

My dog does the same thing, but with my socks, she just want to be close to you.

maggiefox 25

Thursday 27 March 2014 0:36

The only action going on with your delicates.

Punphmelch 9

Thursday 27 March 2014 1:32

She has an old pair of my track pants I put on every couple of days to keep my scent in them. I also try putting my underwear in different places thinking she can't get to them - she still can. She is very determined when she decides she wants something. Even though I try to distract her (yes, I've tried everything to make her stop)

Twilightfan271 3

Thursday 27 March 2014 6:24

give her a blanket that you have slept with the night before

MEHinson7 6

Thursday 27 March 2014 2:03

Instead of buying her all of those toys, you should have just given her a pair of your underwear.

Punphmelch 9

Thursday 27 March 2014 3:15

She has a total of 5 toys - only 3 of which I have paid for (the others are my old teddies).

carterjanelle 9

Thursday 27 March 2014 3:42

I think it's cute

HannahDan1elle 6

Thursday 27 March 2014 4:04

she's getting to the point where she's getting attached to you and something with your scent comforts her. wear an old shirt you don't care about to bed for a few days then cover a pillow with it.

TrinityNevada 11

Thursday 27 March 2014 4:31

"Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her ..." Damn. I totally thought this was going to be sex-related until I read the rest of this. Color me disappointed. :-)

Neongreenme 8

Thursday 27 March 2014 4:32

its a puppy not rocket science either keep hamper in a closed room ie bathroom or laundry room. keep all underwear in a dresser or up high. keep them off the ground. Don't replace it with a toy change your behavior you're bigger than the dog.

Punphmelch 9

Thursday 27 March 2014 6:16

I do keep them up high, but she always manages to get at them. It's only last night we managed to get her to sleep in the other room while we had our door shut without crying. But it's hard when my husband (who is in charge of laundry) leaves my clothes down low in the bedroom and leaves the door open.

kawaiichick 9

Thursday 27 March 2014 4:35

Perhaps take one of your shirts, lay it by the puppies bed, your scent is all the baby wants. Good luck with the training, it takes patience and love.