Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 022
You deserved it 4 544

Top comments

snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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DieterDerBlau 0

I'd'a just refused to take the test. they're invasive and frankly, none of the company's business. I can't believe the lack of privacy that this world just takes for granted.

BikerMike 0

drug test for a volunteer job WTF!!!!!!!!

I have the same problem, and seriously just cannot go when there's anyone else in the bathroom with me, unless they're someone I know. It's really problematic, and I end up standing there waiting for the bathroom to clear out and STILL being unable to go because I keep thinking someone else is going to walk in.

Try pissing in a cup with a Gunnery Sergeant in the US Marine Corps looking over your shoulder. I once heard him across the building yelling at someone who was pee shy. Somehow, I don't think that helped.

oh i have the same problem as #191. interesting story #192, haha. i would be so intimidated.

Did they give you a balloon and a lollipop too?

scott_m319 0

Umm... congratulations. If complete strangers applaud you just for peeing then you must be doing something right.

jcdiva7 0

Don't feel bad. I have had one of those too

Ugh i once had to drink a litre of water and wait two hours on the toilet... In africa