Good job, son!

By peeepeee. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left, all for taking a piss. FML
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snavula 0

A drug test for a volunteer job? That's outrageous. What's wrong with a drug addict who wants to help? They're not getting paid..

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loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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loveyababe 0

had that happen before. sucks

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azhein 0

they normally get pissed at me and make me go drink water and try again if I take over a minute or so

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JesusInRealLife 0

Thnk you so much for not saying first.

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sockmonkey560 0

who cares if someone says first anyway! why is that such a huge deal to people i don't get it! i have better things to worry about then if someone comments that they were first.

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sockmonkey560 0

god! who cares if they say first or not! don't you have anything better to worry about then to get annoyed when someone comments first on something(actually you probably don't...)!!! it's not a big deal when someone says first so why do people make it one! just ignore it if it so insults you! i for one have much bigger things to worry about!

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1nicent1 0

LOL!! I took forever to piss also but they didn't clap for me

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Bumlove89 0

Sorry I dont find this amusing or even FML worthy.

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sawdy 0

you need to be proud of your junk!!

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HeyGirlHey8D 1

Hahahahahah! That's hilarious!

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truslide 0

maybe you just didn't have to go? drink more.

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zeusseta 0

Well you did put on quite a show.

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