That seriously made me laugh just now. Even though it's definitely a FYL moment, I have to say it's also epic.

wtf

hhahahah this is hilarious and yes it is an fml if your gonna judge whether they are or not dont even bother coming on this website cuz thats not what its for if its on the website its an fml. Anyways this is hilarious im like dying laughing :D

The same thing happened to me. It took me over an hour and a half to piss. And the worst part was that I had to do it 12 times. Let's just say they didn't like me much by the time I got out of that program. Also- FYI, if you are going to have to take more drug tests, you can ask if they can give you the mouth swab instead. Most places have them now, and all you do is stick them in your mouth and soak up your spit with them. They test for the same things. That might help you. Anyway, I'm sorry, I know how that is. Hopefully you wont have to do them all the time.

Be thankful. If you were in the military they'd be required to WATCH you while you pee to make sure you're not pouring someone else's urine into the cup

#97, figures there would be some doucher who would actually answer my question just to feel a smug sense of superiority. Who cares if a drug user is a volunteer EMT/Firefighter? Its not like they're getting paid and if they know what they're doing and want to help, again, who cares? Just because they use drugs doesn't mean their incapable, and if they happen to be incapable, then make a good judgment call. Next time, learn what a rhetorical question is, asshole.

How is this an FML?!?!

LMAO embarassing LOL

Been there, done that, but I didn't get any applause -_- lol @ #13 for the Spongebob reference

..small walk to the vending machine.. well hello Mr. lemonade...