Fake, or just stupid, you choose.

It kind of shows how much society ***** up your biology. Cavemen probably had no problem pissing in front of each other. That said, FYL, but this is really damn funny.

Here's some advice: We have a valve that when closed looks like this ^ . It is the most commonly used in our bodies and it just so happens there is one below our bladder. When we pee, we open that valve. We do have a little control over the muscles attached to it. You were probably trying to force the pee out by contracting the muscles around your bladder, which only closes the valve. Go easy next time...

Most men are going to go thru some time of urinal issues, so if I were u I'd try not to be too embarrassed about it.

So... what did it taste like?

hahahhaha nice

@154 when will you FINALLY get that not everyone here is ******* retarted like you...WE ALL KNOW

*snort* That's hilarious! Musta been a bit embarrassing, lol. Look, the last time I had to piss in a cup for a doc, I ended up overfilling the cup and getting it on my hands. Heheheh. But, really... LMAO TO YOU. And also... *claps* (Waiting, much?)

Sigh, yet another FML that has no FML

I wish every one would clap for me and congratulate me every time I took a piss in a cup :(