Good news!

By CaseyFpC85 - 11/09/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 461
You deserved it 7 992

Same thing different taste

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Britttx26 0

I don't wanna break it to u, but ur not the father...... It's chipotle

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smilebright57 0

first be thankful it was a jk if u werent ready

haydeepepe123 4

now THAT is an awesome girlfriend. I salute her.

hotLatina 0

I just added this to my favorite FML's lmfao:)

Lol dude this isn't an fml at least she's comfortable enough around u to joke like that! If ur falling in love with her it shouldn't be a big deal...

juston_p 1