Friends, Pranks and Intimacy: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:26

YDI for having a "heated argument" about who is prettier. Friendly teasing? That's fine. Argument that escalates into posting your phone number on craigslist? WTF.

TerAki 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:24

lol narcissism

Comments

Hullaballoo 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:22

Who honestly gets into fights about who is prettier? Are you kidding?

bobbinika 1

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:33

thanks for the idea... im doing that to my friend hahahaha

hr90_65 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:05

why would you get into that bad of an argument about who's prettier? thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard of

chapmmel 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:09

LOL THATS HILARIOUS But it sucks that it happened to you :(

yer_mom92 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:32

hahhaha that really sucks but it's a really good idea i think i'm gonna use that on someone haha

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:12

and now you can file charges against her for harassment and use the online listing as proof. I'm assuming she's not your best friend anymore, not after that stunt, so it's not like you're losing much by going to the law.

hottie102 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:50

u have really bitchy old friends.you shouldn't be friends with that person anymore and also play a nasty prank on them

katerinamro 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:54

at least you won jjajaja

iloveWH 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:51

how old are you guys? 12? who argues about who's prettier? and your friend sounds retarded

Tick_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:22

You deserved it if you were arguing that you were prettier than your best friend. Hopefully that wasn't the case and it was just your friend that was claiming she was prettier.