Dogs, Dad jokes and Miscellaneous: Good one

Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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By BigBallah93 - 05/07/2009 15:23 - China

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

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Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Bon appétit

By StijnDescamps - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, for the very first time, I invited my girlfriend's parents for dinner. I bought a pre-made oven dish, just to be sure nothing could go wrong. Once at the table, her mother asked pointedly who forgot to remove the plastic foil before putting it in the oven. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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Funny story…

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML

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SimplyBird 9

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:44

Fart to prove them wrong

Verst 16

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:44

Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.

Comments

Ghost308 11

Thursday 19 December 2013 20:37

It's all a game man all a game!!

somuchfeels 11

Friday 20 December 2013 4:40

Might wanna put a comma in there man. Just putting it out there.

howdoilogin 9

Thursday 19 December 2013 22:11

If she believes her dumbass dad over you then you need a different girl. Dump her ass.

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Friday 20 December 2013 0:50

You're better off without that family, if you ask me.

yourlifesucksHA 14

Friday 20 December 2013 1:14

I would have left with pride telling him how pathetic he is!!

Deathghat 5

Friday 20 December 2013 4:51

Looool If I were her i would have just laughed my ass off. And then if I we're the boyfreind, seeing her laugh I'd totally go along with her dad, and then when he fesses up and says he did it, he just seems like an ass. Everyone wins. Except for the dad I guess

WellThatSucked89 13

Friday 20 December 2013 5:58

Hey DocBastard! Wait... no, that's not right... Or original.

brandoneyez1 25

Friday 20 December 2013 12:57

Tell her that it didn't come from you. That her dad fed it to the dog and to watch him closer at the next dinner so she sees him. Oh make sure asparagus is on the menu again.