Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
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Verst 16

Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.

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Preposterous 8

You can pretend like you accidently knocked it onto the floor while vigorously devouring the delectable meal they so graciously and kindly prepared for you.

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GRubi 17

Probably too late for that. I doubt OP posted this FML immediately after the dog was caught, while he was still sitting at the dinner table.

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Zwingend 15

I don't think adding another lie to the mix would be prudent.

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adi33 8

Agree with number 4. It's not a big deal.

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Al_Egy 5

At least now you're in dad's good graces..small price to pay, OP.

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swick25 22

How is believing what HER FATHER says make her gullible? That is her father. Granted what he did was a bit childish but funny at the same time. I would more then likely believe what my Dad said and if he was a prankster like this dad seems would get a laugh out of it. It doesn't say anywhere that the girlfriend call him an asshole and broke up with him afterward. OP simply stated she believed her Father

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

#33 You have a point; I made an assumption and took the end result to the extreme. It could have just been a prank.

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mackdeezy 22

Well, since he already doesn't like you, remind him that instead of the viagra, if he would have eaten the asparagus he could have had a natural aphrodisiac, then wish him luck.

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swick25 22

How does what he did make it that the Dad doesn't like him. Please explain your comment. Maybe I am missing something

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Why would this be a significant issue? As in, why would your girlfriend react with anger or hostility toward you?

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laurenasabutton 26

The wording of this is really annoying. One can't "do" an act. You "commit" an act :/.

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WellThatSucked89 13

Your comment is annoying. While you may be correct, I am sure this was not OPs original thought upon posting: "I will post an FML and it will be completely grammatically correct even though I am upset over something". Get your head outta your ass.

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laurenasabutton 26

For non-native speakers, things like this are issues. It makes us stumble and causes confusion.

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worldclassrager 39

Wow...that's all I can really say...just wow...

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somuchfeels 11

But you just said other things besides wow man.

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