Singing, Death and Miscellaneous: Got talent? - FML

Got talent?

By sorrygrandma - 01/02/2012 03:34 - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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The Sopranos

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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Glee

By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 21:05 - United States

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

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By NotTalented - 16/12/2013 03:44 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

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By sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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nuke0013 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:34

Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"

jumpshot32 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:36

You must have a killer voice!

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j_neee17 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 20:34

I literally laughed out loud until I realized somebody died .. Ooops

csd_fml 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 20:41

well maybe hearing your solo while dying made her death a bit easier, have you thought about that? Understandably this isn't what you want happening while you're there to bring people entertainment, but at least she died surrounded by people (hopefully friends) and listening to music, rather than alone.

BIONETICmaster 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:32

If you succeed in the music business, you'll make a killing

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:35

Great work Pavarati, Ya slayed 'em! Can I book you to sing at my ex-wife's birthday party?

SUPERMAN_Mx 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 21:57

Just think they asked you to do a solo. That means everyone else sucks even more.

1a2b3c4d5e678D 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:24

On the plus side that's probably the best way to die!! And the easiest way to kill someone...;)

BAxSoulCity 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:25

no offence, but i loled so hard after reading this

ghostman1 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:27

Were you really that bad?!

cjrand 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:01

I've heard of the brown note, but what exactly is the tone for the black note?

TreeStarOsaurus 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:33

Maybe you made her so peaceful she felt like it was her time to go? Trying to be positive. Your name cracked me up. Lol

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Today, an old lady walked up to my car on a busy street and banged on my window. She was annoyed because I was making a left, as opposed to continuing to drive when there was no traffic in front of me. She then got in her car and held the horn until I went. FML

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