Singing, Death and Miscellaneous: Got talent? - FML

Got talent?

By sorrygrandma - 01/02/2012 03:34 - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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Passing

By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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The Sopranos

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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Glee

By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 21:05 - United States

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

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By NotTalented - 16/12/2013 03:44 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

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By sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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nuke0013 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:34

Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"

jumpshot32 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:36

You must have a killer voice!

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moonlight6654 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:17

Did you suck or did she die cuz u were so good?

jad07 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:24

You should rethink being in the chorus, that's a sign from above to quit you couldn't get a clearer sign. FYL

mariejinx 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:29

Awe! You sent her on her way!

Tyger44 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:30

Killer performance!!encore !!encore!!oh wait..

StalinsHeir 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:39

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha

chelseaaa92 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:47

Your performance was to die for!!!

LizzyJH 15

Wednesday 1 February 2012 16:52

I don't think that either category of "FYL" or "YDI" suit this, but seriously how selfish do you have to be to think about your precious school chorus when a woman just died in front of you? Yeah, you didn't get to sing what you had practised for a few weeks, on the other hand, a woman lost her life. Think about it.

Bandett 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 18:25

All these comments are dumb. ._.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 1 February 2012 19:07

It doesn't mean she died because you happened to be singing, don't take it so personally. Besides, it's just a solo whereas she lost her life. Sheesh...kids these days.

bepatientimadoc 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 20:07

I think what OP ment was not that she was upset she couldnt perform her solo, but more like it felt as if her singing contributed to the passing away of the woman. As some ppl put it' her singing was to die for'. Don't judge so harsly ppl!

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