Cops and Work: Gotcha moment

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By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

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By Kevin - 12/04/2011 19:25

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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Delivered

By Matt - 30/04/2019 02:00

Today, I got a call saying I was successful in my interview to be a pizza delivery driver. As I picked up my contract and got in my car, I reversed sideways into a pole and ripped off my front bumper. The manager came out and helped jam the bumper in so I could make it home. FML

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No free lunch

By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML

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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:56

He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.

_Naboo_ 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:59

You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.

Comments

Naked_Brian 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:02

"YDI for mocking a profession which is (usually) thought of as more highly than yours." I think a pizzadelivery man is a way higher profession than a police officer. One's duty is to deliver us delicious food while the other one's duty is to give us tickets and give us a bad day.

Towelie_31 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:09

Lol this is one of those think b4 u speak moments, next time b4 u try to diss som1s job, take off the pizza hut hat. YDI

mauseum 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:27

In Soviet Russia, pizza delivers you!!

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:51

at that point i wouldve told him that delivering pizzas isnt your CAREER, where as a bylaw enforcement officer is a sweet career that im pretty sure only takes about 30 (if that) college credits to begin to qualify. unless delivering pizzas is your career, then youre an idiot and you deserve it haha.

J1208 2

Monday 19 October 2009 0:04

U really gotta work on ur insults. lol

foolishworkerbee 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:15

you already got yourself one well-deserved ticket which you had no way of talking yourself out of. what did you think you would accomplish by yelling that at him? the fact you were insulted after provoking him makes me believe you got let off pretty easy.

misspeg 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:24

bahahahaha OP got owned soo bad!!!

esdawg 0

Monday 19 October 2009 0:47

Be thankful you didn't get hand cuffed and brought in for back talk. I've seen people get taken in for less serious and also altogether more retarded reasons.