Cops and Work: Gotcha moment

Gotcha moment

By nick - 18/10/2009 13:39 - Canada

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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You deserved it 54 726

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 387

You deserved it 2 608

By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 774

You deserved it 159

By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 798

You deserved it 8 909

By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 548

You deserved it 71 055

By Kevin - 12/04/2011 19:25

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 494

You deserved it 11 333

By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 094

You deserved it 28 246

By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 982

You deserved it 4 008

Delivered

By Matt - 30/04/2019 02:00

Today, I got a call saying I was successful in my interview to be a pizza delivery driver. As I picked up my contract and got in my car, I reversed sideways into a pole and ripped off my front bumper. The manager came out and helped jam the bumper in so I could make it home. FML

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You deserved it 725

No free lunch

By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 643

You deserved it 8 566

By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 199

You deserved it 274 486

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:56

He's right, you do. And now you have to deliver more pizzas to pay for your ticket.

_Naboo_ 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:59

You should have though before you spoke, and YDI for parking there. You know better.

Comments

bubblybrooke 12

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:14

lol

realxmuto 4

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:20

Ouch for the ticket, I'm a delivery driver too, I'll make sure to look out for that in the future! But YDI for saying that to a police officer :(

ManUpFucker 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:23

ydi the Po always know

fxdxhk90 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:25

Think about it, you bring people happiness (pizza), whereas his life is based on bringing people misery, therefore his jobs is worse then yours, so chill out.

blastvortex 3

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:25

YDI for breaking the law. YDI for insulting an officer. YDI for mocking a profession which is (usually) thought of as more highly than yours. Lastly, YDI for arguing with an officer because of your own incompetence. Come to think of it, I remember an old saying which makes the observation that "even a fool is considered wise when he keeps his mouth shut." You've proved this true not only once, but twice.

relaxedninja 18

Sunday 15 July 2012 21:36

Take a chill pill

Stahn 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:25

That's the best insult you could come up with? Really?

poostain 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:29

why dont you try snorkeling his willy wally while frying his shalollywolly

Kervik 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 22:18

What?!

Syn_fml 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:30

"Nick" is a woman?

rebel_yell_tiny 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 22:59

It could be short for "Nickole"... My friend's name is that, and she likes being called Nick. Or....this is fake? idk.

bosshaug 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:30

First! And feed the hamster to the homeless

TheTragicReturn 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 23:18

And why do you think you didn't earn* that ticket? *Yes, earn.

PlasmaWafflez 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:44

ZOMOZMOZMOZMOZMOZMOMGOMGOMGOGMOGOGMOGMOGM FIRST!!111!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!ELEVEN!!! (I know I'm not first, just kinda imitating the stupid assholes who are like that =)