Miscellaneous: Grammie!

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By luciazee - 06/06/2013 20:51 - Peru - Lima

Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 053

You deserved it 3 331

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 593

You deserved it 1 647

Vessels

By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 766

You deserved it 3 129

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 009

You deserved it 52 120

Supportive

By Burden - 12/03/2021 06:31 - India

Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 233

You deserved it 171

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 23:27 - United States

Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 501

You deserved it 31 799

By Mick_The_Disappointment - 11/12/2018 15:30

Today, my mother once again called me to remind me what a disappointment I am despite having two degrees, a house, a professional job and having never been unemployed at 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 177

You deserved it 204

We feel for you, bruh

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 00:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I realised that I wasted my teenage life just to be a parent pleaser. I'm in the final months of high school and while everyone is enjoying the last days, I'm sat here being a "good" son, listening to my parents argue, maybe divorcing. I'm in tears and can't go out as I'm not invited to anything anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 297

You deserved it 202

By Kitty_Gem - 27/08/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 210

You deserved it 2 580

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 440

You deserved it 4 151

Race against the clock

By huh? - 22/07/2020 20:00

Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 501

You deserved it 153

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 7 June 2013 5:29

Parents these days.

MissVeracity 12

Friday 7 June 2013 5:30

If you know you're doing well that's all that matters.

Comments

funmanoftheland 3

Friday 7 June 2013 17:03

You should kill your mom in her sleep!

Sheh_fml 25

Friday 7 June 2013 17:46

You'll never owe her a grandchild, no matter how old you get. But you do owe yourself to make the most of what you have, which it seems you do,

Poetaster 10

Friday 7 June 2013 18:04

Tell her you have dropped out of school, that you have decided to be a pole dancer at a local nude dive bar and that you have, at her insistance become pregant by the 40 year old night watchman at the local gaming casino. Oh.. And because your not getting married you will need a babysitter full time and she is it.

merik225 14

Friday 7 June 2013 18:04

I understand OP. I'm 16 and I keep up my 3.4 GPA and do all the right things, yet my mom gets on me for the same thing... the no direction part not the children part. :)

TheLadyOpal 30

Friday 7 June 2013 18:15

I absolutely hate when parents pull out the "I want grandkids" card.

Neko9000 11

Friday 7 June 2013 20:49

A much more appropriate thing to say instead of FML is WTF

Inkedldd 8

Friday 7 June 2013 21:12

Wow mom is really pushing the "hurry up and make me a grandma" button. Sorry OP

gimmicksz 9

Friday 7 June 2013 21:28

19 and "spent years in college"? Hmm i say 1 or 2, not long

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Saturday 8 June 2013 0:37

Where does OP specifically say college? OP said school, which most likely encompasses high school and the first few years of college if she's enrolled in a course of study. Way to exercise that reading comprehension!

WhiteCrimson 23

Friday 7 June 2013 21:28

Good grief. Go out and find someone that had intercourse twice in her life, once with some random guy and second the school football team and introduce her to your mom with that in her bio. I think she should get the picture then.