Friends, Birthday, Dogs, Disappointment and Party: Great expectations - FML

Great expectations

By sheryl_m - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came home expecting a surprise party. It was my birthday and I had overheard my friends planning it all week. Nobody was there. It turns out the party they were planning was for my friend's dog's birthday. FML

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lnm701 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:28

You need to find new friends...a party for their dog? Really?

WendlaMimii 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:25

Happy birthday! But you know, the dog deserves a party, too.

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tipple 0

Friday 10 April 2009 13:28

Must be a really cute dog. FYL. Maybe the dog is a reeeeally cute puppy, and everyone wants to go and play with it, dress it up and push it around in a pram? Still - that's a real downer for you.

erisfreenici 0

Friday 10 April 2009 15:03

I call BS.

rukusrazor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:47

SURPRISE! No one likes you!

mutlis 0

Friday 10 April 2009 18:51

FAKE.....as usual, this one was made up... friends planning all week for a dog's birthday? No, sorry.

xVictorx_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 22:29

Happy birthday. I hope you get a real party later today =]

Heatstreak 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:11

time to get new friends

rverboom 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:22

this is such bull, im so sure your friends were planning for a WEEK for a dog's birthday. lamest lie i've ever read on this site

Jareth_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:29

Bogus.

maryann_massacre 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:12

Who the heck plans a party for their freaking dog?

shalvius 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:50

aaw

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