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By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States

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Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2020 20:00

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Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML

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Thanks mom

By unemployed - 24/08/2012 18:00 - United States - Alhambra

Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

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By CmS_1733 - 11/02/2016 18:59 - United States - Pottsville

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Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML

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By Lisa - 02/01/2010 07:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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There's a time and a place

By Hanna - 03/04/2011 17:55 - United States

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Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML

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Not on the weekend

By jtaylor94 - 21/07/2009 21:54 - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2016 05:57 - United States - Hudsonville

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Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML

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Mercyfulsin 7

Saturday 5 July 2014 22:51

I'd suggest putting the phone on silent next time you go for a job interview!

HotBox69 4

Saturday 5 July 2014 22:51

Haha, that's ******* hilarious

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Scorpio1691 29

Sunday 6 July 2014 11:01

You answered your phone in an interview???

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 6 July 2014 12:17

YDI for: 1/ leaving your phone on 2/ picking the call

WolfLady 18

Sunday 6 July 2014 13:07

I'm sorry but YDI for answering your phone during an interview. Even on mute if the vibration is distracting leave it in the car or turn it off. Really bad interview etiquette to answer a phone.

MisterGasMoney 16

Sunday 6 July 2014 13:49

THAT RUDE ************

alicat13 12

Sunday 6 July 2014 13:55

Why did you answer a phone call in an interview? YDI.

mrmaddman 9

Sunday 6 July 2014 18:06

Brahahaha

Omniprism 14

Sunday 6 July 2014 18:45

Why did you pick up?!

Dgarcia2014 13

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:15

Yeah YDI. VERY unprofessional to keep your phone on during an interview. You must not have needed the job too bad. Somebody who deserves it will get it.

PainOfDemise 11

Sunday 6 July 2014 21:30

You shouldn't have you're phone on in a job interview.

heylosers 5

Monday 7 July 2014 0:18

Who answers there phone during a job interview anyway. I think you deserved it. Sorry

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