Great timing
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By unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden
alright since no one understands I'll explain it. when she said then my phone rang in my pocket and its on FML you should be able to figure out that the muggers stole her phone
+1 for u. some people are just dense. as for OP, be thankful you didn't get sexually assaulted.
There are still people who cry "not an FML" all over the place, despite the fact if it wasn't an FML by our definition, we wouldn't post it. So I'm not shocked some can't grasp this FML.
gabe, you share your name with the hugest manwhore in the world. I'm sorry.
can you hear me now? oh that sounds painful
there is an app for that
OP, you should invest in something for self-defense.
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should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".
damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?