Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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just_a_dude_ 0

should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".

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Jbfu 0

damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?

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Hope2218 11

I would have hit them in the balls took my purse and ran like hell was chasing me! 

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Nice poop symbol at the end.

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bronzebby143 0

uhmm shouldnt you just have ignored them? i mean you can always call them back, right? hmmm.

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lethal_judgement 1

obviously they didn't take your phone if you can get on FML.

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fthku 13

They comment in shifts. In about 3 months we'll see all the people who didn't get the 8 year old sonnephew FML.

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EvanAGD 7

I would have went to the persons house who called you, take their phone and walk away

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geekometer96 0

people stop being so stupid, you can get on fml from an iPod AND online

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