Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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just_a_dude_ 0

should've answered it and said "oh thanks I almost forgot to give them my phone with the tracking device ".

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Jbfu 0

damn telemarketers, do they ever call at the right time?

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Comments

jonathan6773 5

Should've said no and kick them in the balls. Twist his head and pivot throwing him into the floor. Shove your shoe in his mouth and kick it in until he bleeds in his mouth.

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jbswifeyforlifey 0

isnt that a bit to much?

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jonathan6773 5

it's not really hard once you learn martial arts. There's all types of people out there, and one person can take out 2-3 people.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Yo should've went Chuck Norris on his ass.

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mrbattleman 10

and then did he made it on cops a second time and told his kid it made him famous?

10 0
StarReis 16

I hope you threw the phone at one of the guys faces then ran!!

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gev 0

I knew there was another reason I leave phone on silent.

1 1
AlySayss 0

If you ever find out who called, slap them & make them buy you a new effin phone !!

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YayFlameWarz 9

Yes because it's there fault the OP was being mugged, I mean how could they know?

9 1
patacus 14

i think you should run

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lisha88 1

I bet u wish u put it on silent

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YayFlameWarz 9

Was your ringtone "I wanna be a millionaire?"

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