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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 07:10 - United States - Cedar Crest

Today, my therapist told me to write any negative thoughts that I had on a piece of paper and then set fire to it. When I lit it in the trash can, huge flames broke out and I had to throw the trash can out my window to keep from setting my house on fire. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your therapist obviously thought you were a lost cause and was trying to get you to end it all. I'd check to see of she took out an insurance policy on you recently.

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Pleonasm 35

It might have been a pane in the ash, but I bet that it was relieving throwing your worries our the window like that. Nothing to get burned up about.

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AurumPotestasEst 16

#124 Let me guess... is your name Inigo Montoya?

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ZombieInConverse 13

Your therapist is right, your negitive thoughts are killing you. Just more litterally then he probably thought.

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jjander69 11

You could chop it into a ton on tiny pieces. That would be less dangerous.

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Queensland 27

No it wouldn't it's still paper and would light up the same way..

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lulubelles 33

I think 14 meant to chop it up instead of setting it on fire

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dontgivafuk 9

most things take you a long time to "get" huh queen? maybe next time think about what you're gonna write before you write it. for about a week or 12.

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Queensland 27

Thanks 61, I misunderstood. And thanks 90, suggestion noted. :)

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IStoleTheCookies 16

I can kind of understand this idea, but i don't think you were meant to do inside your house, that will probably end up in you getting sectioned.

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tacojauns 45

I prefer throwing paper on fire and placing it in a cardboard box

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Wizardo 33

That's why you light it outside OP, doesn't take a genius to know this.

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pheonix_flash 7

"Sink" is a really strange idea noone has thought of. Or "bathtub" somewhere enclosed with an accessable source of water is a great place to set things on fire. Take that advice from a pyro

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RedPillSucks 31

Perhaps you need some additional therapy to resolve your pyromaniacal tendencies.

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