Great

By Jordan - 10/08/2018 14:00 - United States - Boulder

Spicy
Today, I met the guy who will be my dorm roommate for the fall semester. One of the first things he said was, "By the way, I'm into self-massage, so don't get weirded out if you hear noises coming from my room a lot." Great. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 993
You deserved it 195

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least he's more considerate than that guy who walked around naked jerking off all over the floor...

Maybe you’ll think he’s just singing...

Comments

“I’m into self-message, which is why I carry two iPhones and text ambidextrously.” Deflect! You don’t want to know what “self-massage” really means, like you don’t want to know what a blumpkin or a Dirty Sanchez is.

Note to self, never shake hands with roommate again.