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“I’m into self-message, which is why I carry two iPhones and text ambidextrously.” Deflect! You don’t want to know what “self-massage” really means, like you don’t want to know what a blumpkin or a Dirty Sanchez is.
Note to self, never shake hands with roommate again.
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At least he's more considerate than that guy who walked around naked jerking off all over the floor...
Maybe you’ll think he’s just singing...