Health, Ironic and Intimacy: Grossed out

Grossed out

By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany

Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML

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You deserved it 4 814

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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The old ball and chain

By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 18:00

Today, just after got home, my husband, instead of offering to cook dinner or massage my feet, said, "Does this look a funny colour to you?" and showed me a selfie of his asshole. And yes, it did, so of course I had to book a doctor's appointment for him because he can’t even do that by himself. FML

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Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

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By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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You deserved it 4 455

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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When pranking goes too far

By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 20:01

Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML

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You deserved it 196

Fingered

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 12:00 - Egypt

Today, I discovered that my husband doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet. Too bad I got to found out after three years of marriage, and while his finger was in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 196

Dirty girl

By I like sex dirty but not THAT dirty! - 20/07/2024 11:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my husband is upset because I’ve been turning him down when he tries to initiate sex as soon as I walk in the door. I work 12 hour shifts as an ER nurse and the thought of getting into bed without showering away all the day's germs repulses me. FML

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You deserved it 162

PANDORUM89 21

Thursday 7 January 2016 19:01

perhaps Instead have him go pick you up some pads for the time being until you can insert your own tampons?

MeowntainMix 18

Thursday 7 January 2016 18:58

That sucks. If he can stick his dick in there, he should be able to put a tampon in there

Comments

hoosiergirl94 31

Thursday 7 January 2016 20:38

Tmi

Chloe555_fml 27

Thursday 7 January 2016 20:42

Tell him he can use his tongue.

8djht8 19

Thursday 7 January 2016 20:46

If you truly love someone nothing you do can gross each other out. So its good he licks your asshole but if he wants that prize he's gotta pay the price. p.s. tell him not to be a little bitch!!! HAHAHA!!!!! YOU ******* CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY CANT HELP YOUR INJURED LOVER, what a dumb ****! Tell him that :)