Groucho Marx fan

By cody4prez - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, my dad told my mom to hurry up or they'd miss the start of their concert. She said, "I'm coming, I'm coming…" and without thinking, I blurted out, "That's what she said." They're super religious, and I'm now grounded till January. FML
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Tripartita 44

Just be glad they didn't make you get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness. Wait. Just be glad they didn't get out the whip for you flagellate yourself with. Damnit! Just be glad they didn't dole out some religious punishment that doesn't also sound like it was torn from an S&M instruction book.

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MitchRapp 20

If that line is the worst thing you say or do. You will turn out fine in life.

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Catdragon 40

Glad I don't live in a super uptight family. My mom can handle jokes like that and makes them all the time with me.

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snarkytruth 37

As a kid I was grounded from all friends, any activities ,tv ,phone, pretty much everything for a year and they stuck to it. Go to school then directly to room for homework till dinner then back to my room. They did it more than once. (Different infractions).

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llamingo 8

Just like the New York Jets!!!

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interesting33 36

Wow. What did you do? No matter what you did though, this sounds very extreme and unfair

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everythingelena 28

All I thought about when I was reading this was Michael Scott

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