Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.

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jobsman99 0

adding new meaning to a mustache ride

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kewpiesuicide 29

Gender ******* is fun, but then again, im gay. Maybe he just wants an italian lol.

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OfficeNinja 5

everyone likes a mustache ride! well, at least your boyfriend does. start to worry when he starts calling you "Paul" or "Ralph" during sex.

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kewpiesuicide 29

you should say that youll only wear the stach if you also get to wear a strap on. If he gets really excited about that he probably needs a man friend

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jayellef 3

at least now you don't have to wax your own.

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GoingLesbian 0

Mine tries to make me wear a strap-on. I think I win.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Is that why you're going lesbian?

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