Grounded

By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML
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btstig 11

Swap her birth control with tic tacs.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

What the ****? What kind of sister would do that? At least you've got a reason for payback, OP

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lonkite101 14

I thought after "I found", you were going to write "a mountain of condoms all around the trash can".

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betty_white 12

what the ? yu have a sick mind friend .. o.o

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insanexnh 13

Put hair dye in her shampoo. She'll wake up looking like an Oompa Loompa :D

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MrSassypants 32

So I'm guessing she is already an orange midget then, huh?

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perdix 29

Is your sister Michael Jackson? That would scare the shit out of me!

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icemand90 17

spend the night bashing her window, you can't get in, she can't sleep.

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SloppyFlamingo 4

People thumb you down, but I personaly thought this was a good idea.

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MrSassypants 32

I am sorry to ask but since I'm so curious, why did you PERSONALLY think it's a good idea?

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hahasooo 2

thats a bad idea cuz im sure OP doesnt want their parents to hear.

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SloppyFlamingo 4

I personally thought it was a good idea, because it was my personal opinion?

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perdix 29

What's your sister doing in your bedroom? Why is she avoiding the usual creepy Swiss Family Robinson incest by locking you out? And Robinson doesn't sound very Swiss, does it?

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OneLoveOneLove 0

Herpa Derp.. Just ring the door bell and tell your parents that your sister locked you out :D

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TheVelocirabbit 10

But she snuck out. So how will she explain how she got outside?

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A7XCamaro 19

He could just say that he thought he heard a strange noise outside. He then went to investigate what the noise was and his sister locked him out.

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TheVelocirabbit 10

One does not simply hear a strange noise and "investigate". Nah, just kidding. It's actually a pretty good idea. Just as long as OP isn't scared of the dark or heard some strange stories, like me.

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insanexnh 13

Or maybe he wrote the FML from his phone...?

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totalnewbeeee 1

Okay so what you do is text er saying that she obviously violated the sibling code meaning one day when she does because she will do something stupid you have the right to violate this code... But if your a good sibling you'll help her and she will feel so guilty... Trust me

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Briiyahh 7

Don't sneak out if you have that kind of sister... FYL

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