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By highschoolnobody - 23/06/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML

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By scooterbyrd - 06/11/2016 06:08

Today, I saw a photo on Facebook of all my best friends from high school together at a 50th birthday party I wasn't invited to. I knew the birthday guy for longer than any of them and introduced everyone in high school. They wouldn't even know him without me. FML

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By anyone - 02/09/2010 04:48 - Lebanon

Today, while browsing Facebook, I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 17:30 - United States

Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

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By trappedinmyownhome - 15/07/2015 02:11

Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML

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By ooh cat - 18/05/2012 21:50 - United States - Inglewood

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML

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By Girl-with-the-glasses - 11/04/2012 07:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

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By allergic_to_bull - 08/10/2014 18:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

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By N - 20/05/2016 20:22 - United States - Glenwood Springs

Today, I paid 60 dollars for my senior yearbook. They forgot to put me in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 00:01 - Australia

Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML

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By Rynne S. - 13/03/2012 06:12 - United States

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

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yourstruly21 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:44

That is just sad..

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:46

Ah well. So you weren't that popular in high school... Who cares? College is so much better anyway.

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jumpman3000 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:54

Sucks for you

BreezyPear 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:33

I go to a small Christian school and the yearbooks are always professionally made by Lifetouch :D

shaPOW 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:53

The yearbook staff probably just didn't know you and wrote "guest" as a filler, then forgot to find out your name. not a big deal.

rakhil11 7

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:43

Who cares about yearbooks? Why do people make such a big deal out of them? (I HATE getting my picture taken. And looking at pictures of people. lol)

ReaganForPrez 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 22:40

YDI for not making yourself known, loser.

bagelpie 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 9:11

Sorry guest

fantasyworld 37

Friday 9 January 2015 3:25

They could've not known your name at the moment and were planning on looking you up but forgot about it.

Ilikepie82479 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 6:26

Edna Mode.... And guest

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