Animals and Weird: Gullible

Gullible

By Idontbelieveinmagic - 17/06/2013 05:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML

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By so pray to ariel about it, dipshits - 30/11/2012 19:29 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, two of my friends condemned me for being "narrow-minded", because I couldn't help but laugh at the thought that someone would believe mermaids actually exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 11:02 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, I spotted my dad watching a wildlife/nature video. I pointed out to him that the animal on the screen was critically endangered; he rebutted by telling me that it's impossible for the animal on the screen to go extinct because people keep hunting it. FML

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By dadsadipshit - 15/02/2013 23:00 - United States

Today, my dad lost his mind over the meteorite incident in Russia. He's convinced that it's part of some big government conspiracy to cover up a UFO crash-landing, and now he won't stop dismissively calling us "sheep" and telling us "do the research" just because we don't agree with him. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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By Ryan - 28/08/2011 20:10 - United States

Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML

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By oh gee, you don't say - 15/12/2012 18:43 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad forced the whole family to sit through a two-hour lecture, with supporting research, on how the "Mayan prophecy" is actually a load of shit fabricated by conmen. Nice to know he thinks we're all borderline brain-dead, gullible fuckwits who believed it to begin with. Thanks, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 19:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I had an argument with my dad about how Alpo dog food is trash and is why his dog keeps having terrible farts and diarrhea. My dad refuses to believe me, so now I'm always scrubbing vile, smelly, mucous-laden dog diarrhea out of the carpet. I'm a pet nutritionist. FML

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By Samantha - 13/03/2012 17:59 - Canada

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

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By Abby_gummibear - 19/03/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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By babysitter - 26/03/2009 03:45 - United States

Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

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FireFlie07 20

Monday 17 June 2013 16:02

Eh, who said mermaids aren't real? They could be.

challan 19

Monday 17 June 2013 16:02

What?! Are you telling me that mermaids don't exist? Next you'll tell me that Santa is imaginary as well!

Comments

Han1156 23

Monday 17 June 2013 16:10

Wait your dad may be on to something

rg350dx 29

Monday 17 June 2013 17:40

I think it's more likely that OP's dad is ON something, rather than onto something.

Nolimit2217 32

Monday 17 June 2013 16:12

I can't help but see mermaids as the killers they are in Pirates of the Caribbean.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 17 June 2013 16:12

I think your father wants to be a Disney princess

jjmiller1001 17

Monday 17 June 2013 16:13

what about mermaid man and his sidekick barnacle boy??? they ARE real!!!!

primadonnagirl 13

Monday 17 June 2013 16:14

I am a mermaid...

ThatPlankton 15

Monday 17 June 2013 18:11

And I am Optimus Prime. Autobots, transform and roll out!

sprints54 19

Monday 17 June 2013 16:17

They could exist they discover new shit every time they go on a deep dive and only about 20% of the ocean has actually been explored

lennelleong 33

Monday 17 June 2013 16:19

I've "time shares" and pyramid schemes to sell him. :) Does he have more gullibility left? :)

Redoxx_fml 22

Monday 17 June 2013 16:39

All conspiracies lead to Nicholas Cage

Kbaby84 3

Monday 17 June 2013 16:46

First of all....Who says mermaids dont exist? Have You watched the documentary/captured footage? And if so how can You still deny some of that footage? Are You really that close-minded? Do You not believe that is it possible that life could exist in mermaid form?

Kbaby84 3

Monday 17 June 2013 16:49

It's pathetic that You apparently have no idea how deceitful our government truly is. You should school yourself in the facts before You argue with someone who obviously knows more than You.