Animals: Gullible - FML

Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

thinkPlNK 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:32

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

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VixSparda 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:40

pick of the litter there huh?

Musiqevol 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:40

You need to dump her

ZeroShinigami666 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 14:54

Wait till you tell her about narwals

Darwin03 1

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:01

I caught one yesterday in the bay here in Florida. In fact I catch them all the time. Boy thats an illusive mythological seahorse.

Black_Rose6 10

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:06

Are you sure she isn't referring to the Seahorse Pokemon; Horsea, Seadra, or Kingdra? lol

hamsmum 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:06

Herp. Derp. Facepalm

sydaam0210 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:13

WDF

mrmerino 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:32

Heh heh. Why didn't you just show her a picture of a seahorse? You know, in a book? Or the internet? Or literally anywhere you can see pictures of a seahorse?

richieflow 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:46

Hmm got a winner their

Hello_Its_Julio 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:55

I don't get it... seahorses ARNT real...

stars2289 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 16:59

Yes they r u r stupid as well

arkham_warden 6

Tuesday 7 February 2012 17:27

OMG! :facepalm: you are stupid as well

Levvy 22

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:39

He's just trolling, folks. Move along.

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