Gullible
By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
seahorse's are real I got the tank of the year for the last 7 years
Hate to break it to you but you're dating a moron
Is she ******* retarded! Let me guess she's blond
Break up...break up now!! Before it gets worse! (good luck ;) )
She's a retarded, dump her
I won't assume it, but you deserve it IF you didn't take steps to prove her wrong, and/or ditch her. Maybe you did, in which case, good for you. Mean is bad. Stupid is bad. Mean BECAUSE she's stupid? That is the very definition of human trash.
Dumb bitches are good in bed lol
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Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*
unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D