Gullible

By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 346
You deserved it 4 842

Top comments

saIty 17

Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses. *Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

thinkPlNK 0

unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

Comments

seahorse's are real I got the tank of the year for the last 7 years

Hate to break it to you but you're dating a moron

RaindrewxRomance 7

We breed seahorses in the fish lab at my school...

Is she ******* retarded! Let me guess she's blond

Break up...break up now!! Before it gets worse! (good luck ;) )

I won't assume it, but you deserve it IF you didn't take steps to prove her wrong, and/or ditch her. Maybe you did, in which case, good for you. Mean is bad. Stupid is bad. Mean BECAUSE she's stupid? That is the very definition of human trash.

Inediblepeaches 15