Embarrassing, Awkward, Haircut and Hair: Haircut, haircuuuuuut

Haircut, haircuuuuuut

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-brieuc

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser, "A little off the sides," they hear, "A bowl cut please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

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Cbethkid 15

Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:51

Always bring a picture of the result you want. That way you can show them what you want. If the screw it up, you can have a chat with their manager on how well they cut hair.

Fuaaad1994 31

Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:52

And then you cry inside because you are powerless to do anything when they chop off most of your hair in one snip.

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Xion0014 20

Sunday 29 November 2015 13:31

You have to be specific, YDI if you didn't give them a picture or more than just a little off the sides.

Nikki 17

Tuesday 5 April 2022 8:34

My boyfriend could’ve written this! Except he would’ve said ‘make me look like a lesbian please’

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