Haircut, haircuuuuuut

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-brieuc

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser, "A little off the sides," they hear, "A bowl cut please, and make it look extra stupid." FML
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Top comments

Cbethkid 15

Always bring a picture of the result you want. That way you can show them what you want. If the screw it up, you can have a chat with their manager on how well they cut hair.

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Fuaaad1994 31

And then you cry inside because you are powerless to do anything when they chop off most of your hair in one snip.

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clumsylobster 17

Well, at least you've had a taste of some new cutting-edge technology

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octinate 17

Shave the lot off! You'll look a little less weird

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Cbethkid 15

Always bring a picture of the result you want. That way you can show them what you want. If the screw it up, you can have a chat with their manager on how well they cut hair.

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mellajella 14

Pictures can really get you out of hairy situations.

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Horsempeg 25

Sometimes a picture is not possible to what the client wants. Bringing in a picture won't make your hair become the same texture, or thickness so you aren't guaranteed the same result.

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sturschaedel 27

"Just take a little bit off the side" sounds like he wanted more or less the same hair style as before and possible have the hair on top left a little bit longer. OP could bring a picture of himself from when he had a fresh hair cut. That would eliminate the texture problem.

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Welshite 39

This is great news. Call yourself Mandark and start your villainous career. Just make sure to practice your evil laugh.

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Moklon 18

That was one of my favorite childhood cartoons, thanks for the nostalgia!

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papygeorges 17

Might we ask for pictures? Might help before clicking any button! No? Erf

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bsmallz3 12

don't worry, all the bitches love the bowl cut

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xwingtwo 15

Thankfully it grows back. Sorry for your new look OP.

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Fuaaad1994 31

And then you cry inside because you are powerless to do anything when they chop off most of your hair in one snip.

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laureri 26

This same scenario just happened to my husband. He had a mustache when the bowl cut happened so he looked like a 70's **** star!

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