Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 114
You deserved it 5 435

Same thing different taste

Top comments

i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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littlemisslee 0

Oh. My. God. Get out while you can.

Wait... the reason he doesn't have any friends... is because he hangs them all?

I would definitely let your parents know about this. Your brother needs serious help.

You should kill your brother and burn the corpse before he kills you and does creepy stuff with your corpse.

You may wanna tell someone about this. I naturally asume that "hanging from the ceiling" means "dead", right? Anywho, your bro might become a serial killer in the future (duh, we all know that), so yeah, get him help. Or let him decide for himself, you know, we're in America, anything goes. Maybe the poor bastard wants to be the next Charles Manson. But in his defense, who gives a ******* hampster as a pet? Those things are completely useless! I was given a hampster when I was 6 years old. That very same day, I shot it (found my dad's BB gun under the sofa). Although I had other, rodent hating, friends in case I ever wanted to do stuff with people...

HunterFalls13 0

Oh my god was the hamster dead? Pwhahaa! Evil brotheer. >:)

wilberp3 2
shutupdeck 0

please get him some actual help instead of posting the story on FML....

davdude12 0

Just think in twelve years he'll move onto hanging people not just animals