Animals: Hammy

Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 12:11

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

steakpak 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:21

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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arrowspoint3 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:33

Holy shit was the hamster ok???

Capnstinkfoot 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:34

Hang ur bro ... now

heavenandhell 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:36

WTF YOU DONT KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY WITH A HAMSTER!

martie5 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:36

Omg **** your brothers life!! He needs councling .........

UFCFIGHTER 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:40

F your life? More like f the hamsters life lol

Freaky_Darlings 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:41

Oh my god. ._. Please do something before your brother turns psycho killer. XD; ( I mean, I hope he gets better...)

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:42

33, how you wrote it made me feel even sadder about it. 113 are you sure you mean psychotic and not psychopathic? Seriel killers and such are usually psychopathic, I think, rather than psychotic. I could be wrong....

rocker8877 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:42

**** you number 5, that kid needs serious help

mjsmclaren 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:44

His name doesn't happen to be Michael Meyers does it?

sux_too_beh_mehz 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:45

#81= xD xD cant stop laughing Survival tips for phycho bro: 1:tell ur parents 2:once they have told em go to ur room lock it 3:make sure ur windows are well closed 4:make sure u have wepon 5:if u hear wood breaking or hitting noices get ready 6:make sure u have wood to make a new baracade for round 2 7:make vidoe for proof 9:if he does win round 2 resort to 10: if not resort to 11: 10:kill urself 11:lock him up in his room baracade everything 12:if all else fails resort to 13 13:call the army for airstrikes actualy just get him some help seriously lock ur room long line of killing brothers who use to be mean with em!