Never flip flop and drive

By Alyce - 09/10/2020 08:10 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I was supposed to deliver my S/O's keys to the garage, where he got his car fixed after a minor accident. I pulled out of my alley, only to have my flip flop catch on my accelerator, causing me to hit another car passing by. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 30/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Port Washington

Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 15:00

Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine, and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML

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Karma?

By Anonymous - 30/10/2023 17:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML

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FerociousCookie 12

Friday 9 October 2020 15:24

You absolutely deserve it. Never wear flip flops while driving for this exact reason.

tounces7 27

Friday 9 October 2020 19:39

I thought it was pretty damn obvious you don't wear flip flops while driving. You're better off with bare feet.

Comments

FerociousCookie 12

Friday 9 October 2020 15:24

You absolutely deserve it. Never wear flip flops while driving for this exact reason.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 9 October 2020 17:43

That's quite a flip-flop. One minute the car is fine, next one it's smashed. You must have gone to Lindsay Graham Driving School.

tounces7 27

Friday 9 October 2020 19:39

I thought it was pretty damn obvious you don't wear flip flops while driving. You're better off with bare feet.

jkjorn 16

Friday 9 October 2020 20:04

Many states have laws against driving in flip-flops. Now you know why.

Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 10 October 2020 4:21

Wearing flip flops while driving is illegal in Australia for this exact reason

Sara Niemantsverdriet 12

Saturday 10 October 2020 9:36

Actually it isn't illegal, at least not in NSW. Not specifically, anyway. There are no specific laws about the type of footwear or lack thereof you can wear while driving However, if you did have an accident and it could be proved your inappropriate footwear was the cause, you can cop an offence under "driving without proper control of a vehicle".

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 11 October 2020 6:23

This is the most moronic driving-related FML I've read since that girl who complained about her boyfriend crashing into a tree while she gave him "road head". If you do stupid things, you deserve to suffer the consequences. Don't drive while wearing footwear that easily slips off, don't blow the driver while the car is in motion, and stop renewing The Masked Singer.