Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Handful

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By itzcorinnelove - 18/08/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I was walking my Aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out the bag had a small unoticable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didnt realize it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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janise 2

Monday 19 October 2009 20:06

I think many people are missing the point that the OP didn't know what was in the dog's mouth. Part of being a responsible dog owner is ensuring the dog doesn't consume something that could make them ill. Unfortunately, sometimes that means taking something out of their mouths.

SirSantpoort 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:01

Maybe because if it was something dangerous the dog coukd suffocate, idiot?

Comments

Mx_Rider 6

Monday 19 October 2009 11:28

ive done this to my dog many times, to get bones or dangerous things that could kill it. but never dog shit ydi haahaha failtacular!

giiiiinge 0

Monday 19 October 2009 11:30

"always wash your hands kids. no-one wants to hold hands with mr shitty-fingers or miss shitty-fingers" so you're not a kid and you haven't just used the toilet, but still. you're gross. no-one wants to hold hands with you. yuck. fail. shitty-fingers.

Caffeine_Addict 2

Monday 19 October 2009 11:48

Someone else who's watched CatFace? :p

giiiiinge 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:38

catface > everything

Mx_Rider 6

Monday 19 October 2009 11:32

rofl ^^^^^ i love you

ladiesman14 0

Monday 19 October 2009 12:03

do girls know they smell like dog shit after they come back from walking their dogs ? i mean only when they have to carry that bag of dog shit a long distance before discarding it.

wutupbruh 0

Monday 19 October 2009 12:22

actually the reason dogs eat dog poop is because of natural instincts. crap breeds diseases and stuff, so dogs have a tendency to eat it when they find it in their dens.

Edumacated 0

Monday 19 October 2009 12:55

haha. In the winter, my dog likes to pick up her frozen poo in her mouth and fling them around like a game. The worst part is when she comes in and licks you afterward. In the face. Dogs can be gross, but I still love 'em!