Health, Poopoo peepee and Work: Hang in there

Hang in there

By bs_happens - 11/01/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 16:00

Today, my apartment management notified me that my water was going to be shut off all day so they could fix the plumbing. I took a laxative last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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By lifestinks - 23/08/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML

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By WetWetWet - 04/01/2010 11:15 - India

Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML

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Chili beans

By Caroline Ballard Turner - 22/12/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to find that there has been a water main break in my neighborhood and there is no running water until the break is located and fixed. I had chili with beans late last night and it is wreaking havoc with my lower gastrointestinal tract, and the toilet won't flush. FML

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Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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By jordanss - 11/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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Rising Damp

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 14:03 - Canada

Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML

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whatwasthatnoise 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:06

i'm by no means certain, but i'm pretty sure its probably illegal to make you work in a building that doenst have water and toliets...i may be wrong..but i do remember hearing something like that..atleast in the UK, but also..why would you take a laxative before you went to work?

Starfire22 5

Monday 11 January 2010 20:07

Why would you take a laxative before work?

Comments

TheLoneWolf87 4

Monday 11 January 2010 22:14

During lunch, just go outside in seclusion with some TP and go. Don't need a toilet to shit. Here come the "unsanitary" comments.

TheTragicReturn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:40

Wow, so many people are ignorant and misinformed about laxatives here.

iselilja 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:04

Why on earth would you take a laxative just before going to work? Sucks for you though, I feel sorry for you.

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:21

S.O.L?

DRY0YRD 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:29

This sounds fake only because it would be retarded to take a laxative before work, whether or not the toilets were working.

bridgetoparadise 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:53

I am tired of people calling FAKE every time something is stupid. There are stupid people in the world who do stupid things. Just because something is a dumb thing to do doesn't mean someone, somewhere didn't do it.

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:23

Yea, I guess people don't relize people really do stupid things... No one is perfect..

firecopy 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:27

it's not f the janitors life because he can get water from a nearby building and manually flush the toilet.

iloveespresso 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:46

that's funny because I know we have school 8 hours but a lot of teachers stay there for 9 hours.... and there was no water in the school today, oh and I'm in texas :D