Hangry time

By ohforcheese - 19/01/2012 20:19 - United States

Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say, "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 635
You deserved it 8 558

Same thing different taste

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Spottedfeather 7

Why was the cardboard still under the pizza ? That's kind of a dumb move to put that in the microwave.

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It's either northern hemisphere cold or molten lava hot!! Never a happy medium. It's kinda like a shower. Or a hot pocket.

morrionis 0

...you dont cook the cardboard. Dumba*s

kylewyote13 1

this sounds like a first world problem to me. I work at a restaurant, if molten cheese is your worst issue, you're lucky. I've been personally introduced to second degree burns from steam, hot metal, boiling water, and a variety of other burn inducers around the kitchen. 90% of which were NOT my fault. next time, wear an oven mitt...or be patient...you know, that thing when you wait?

You're a fat mess for eating them anyways

The cardboard is mostly there to hold the pizza while it's in the package.