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By thedri11 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxnard

Today, I was so broke I went to Costco, not to buy anything, but to eat their free food samples. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

Hit up a restaurant for some free bread baskets!

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WCARlover 34

That isn't what Costco is for?! And I feel like pretty much any college student could write this FML

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Comments

vol4life 6

I do that and I am not broke. IT'S FREE FOOD

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VeganVampyre 26

Well, considering you have to pay like 100$ a year for a membership, it's technically not free at all, you've just already paid for it earlier in the year. In which case I say, go crazy, they owe you :P

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miz_kamakazi 11

Not even enough for some ramen noodles?

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nofearjenshere 12

I've even seen them at Marc's for .20! That's when I stock up.

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martinv19 6

Free food is the best food!!! :D!

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immaMonsta 8

^ I don't know how the hell that happened, please ignore that comment. But #5, so selling "ass" isn't low whatsoever?

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igive 29

are you aware that you can directly reply to their thread by clicking on it?

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Might as well walk around with a tray and call it the Costco buffet.

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gjortx 2

You are broke but you have a Costco membership?

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SakeGurl 9

Aren't they a year long membership like SAMS club? If its already paid for then he is smart for going.

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MissRoxiie 12

You can manage to get in without the card or membership but you can't buy anything because they will ask for it at the cash register.

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andrealovvve 17

Ur allowed to just walk around and look at things but nuthin else. Haha.

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aleeshttylXD 9

...she never said she had a costco membership lol

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immaMonsta 8

^ I don't know how the hell that happened, please ignore that comment. But #5, so selling "ass" isn't low whatsoever?

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maskedman 9

It looks like you're on a commenting rampage my friend. Don't mind me following you around. I just like rampages.

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PotatoSupahNinja 3

Don't worry bro. We've all been there at some point.

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liahbby 7

haha me and my friends do that

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