Food and Money: Hangry

I work at Sams Club giving samples and people do this all day so its no big deal, only about twenty percent of the people who try stuff are actually considering buying three product lol

Monkeysmommy1 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 19:03

Aww, that sucks OP. Did the Olive Garden catch on to your "stood up for a date" story??

eclyse88 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 19:20

How are you broke if you can afford a Costco membership? Lmao

DaniBear18 2

Thursday 31 May 2012 19:26

I'm in the same boat! Just wait luck will turn itself around!

eman1972 4

Thursday 31 May 2012 20:04

Don't feel like the lone stranger. I thought everybody did that!

juunebug 2

Thursday 31 May 2012 20:11

Welcome to life?

Samanthawk 8

Thursday 31 May 2012 20:12

Lol don't feel bad, I do that too...... It's like a tradition if ur a broke college kid :)

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Today, I visited the best cafe for the fourth time in a week. I’ve tried not to flirt with the same (hot) barista, I even mentioned my partner, but we chat and joke every time, and get on well. After I said bye and left, I heard a hasty, “Love you, bye.” It's maybe a joke, but he’s a total catch, and I don't know if I can go back there now. FML

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Today, we are having work done and our chimney breast has a hole where a brick is missing. Well, my husband thought it would be funny to rig up some realistic spider leg things that would poke out of the hole next to my face. I had to wash the sofa cushion because I pissed myself from fright. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

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Today, I woke up feeling amazing. Upon looking at my phone, I saw a text from my boyfriend's ex, saying, "I'm sorry." Ten minutes later, I received a slew of angry text messages from my boyfriend, thanks to his ex. What an amazing day. FML

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Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML

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Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML

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Today, after leaving for the city inspector to make sure everything was up to code, my husband and I remembered that we'd forgotten to take down the rope bondage setup and equipment in the closet. We came home to paperwork on the kitchen counter and the closet door open. FML

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Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar in the subway. When I got to work and tried playing the CD, it was blank. I paid $15 for a blank CD. FML

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